lheezyy's Blurbs

About Me:

~*~* Lauren *~*~
I'm 19 years old.
I like to do hoodrat stuff with my friends.
I'm from Texas and I'll make sure you know it. Best respect that shit.
Things I like:
sunflowers, Jack Daniels, myspace, xanga, Coors Light, Budweiser, Yung Lean.
Things I DO NOT like:
lotiony hands, water parks, midgets, ventriloquist dummies, the dark, Kanye West.

I'm fairly simple so ask me stuff or something I don't know.
Carpe Diem or some shit.

lheezyy's Posts

Jul 22 2014 1:20 am

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Jul 22 2014 1:19 am

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Jul 22 2014 1:19 am

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i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

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Jul 22 2014 1:19 am

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Jul 22 2014 1:19 am

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when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

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Jul 22 2014 1:19 am

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Jul 22 2014 1:18 am

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Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

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Jul 22 2014 1:15 am

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The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

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Jul 22 2014 1:15 am

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i can’t with this cover…

I can….

Frank Ocean helped write this song for 4.

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Jul 22 2014 1:14 am

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